So, the lovely guys in So Is The Tongue have managed to scan us a copy of the elusive SD feature in Decibel magazine!
Here's what they had to say, complete with American grammar and two-word sentences...
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The UK's Sound Devastation Records specializes in bands that I've never heard of. Which is good. I like new things. Just the other day i tried some of Ciao Bella's natural mint chocolate chip gelato for the first time. Hated It! Bring back fake mint! who wants their ice cream to taste like a herb garden? In the UK they pronounce the h in the word herb. In the states you dont want to be known as a herb. Oh no, you don't! Did i mention that Throw Stephanie in the Incinerator are on Sound Devastation? Never heard of them. But they could be the next Brit thing, so let's test the waters. - SCOTT SEWARD
KIDS WITH GUNS FOR HANDS -
Your Daughters are DivineThese dudes are from Australia, but they have that US spazzcore/mathcore thing down, my homies. All the way down to the wacky band name and EP title. Random for the sake of randomness. I like this alot. Great guitar tones. Not abstractly math-y or anything. The band can play their butts off. They Zig. They Zag. They lurk on myspace to see if anyone has heard of them yet. I have. I have!
SONS OF ALPHA CENTAURI -
Sons of Alpha CentauriSons of Alpha Centauri are from the Thames Gateway Swale area. No shit. Thats where I have my suits tailored. The Sons have manifesto-like ideas and have been 'anti-profit' since 2001. Which is fine, but do they have any chance of making a profit? Why yes, they do! They ain't bad at all. Their clean and modern instrumental riff/stoner rock is a cool breeze indeed. Remember the Fucking Champs? Sadly, I do, too. Well, you can forget all about them now. This is some brainy rocking stuff.
ZONDERHOOF -
ZonderhoofEurope's Zonderhoof live in Wales, recorded this album in Norway and sound like they are from Seattle. Or somewhere like Seattle. Wherever post-rock Melvins worshippers come from nowadays. [
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THE PIRATE SHIP QUINTET -
The Pirate Ship QuintetThis EP made some year-end prog/post-rock best-of lists, but, sadly, it's where I get off the boat. I dig Sound Devastation's roster of post-everything American-influenced heavy stuff bands, but the PSQ's crescendo-rock a la Godspeed, Mogwai, Mono does absolutely nothing for me. Its a carbon copy of a carbon copy. But hey, if you love those three bands beyond reason, you might love this band as well.
THE CLAUBERG OPERA -
New Folk DevilsTHIS is more my speed. Quirky, creative, progressive, weird, challenging and just downright cool, The Clauberg Opera are addicted to all kinds of strange noises and sounds and they are a treat to follow from song to song. And i never really know where I or they are going. The wobbly bass, the dubby drums, the impossibly wasted slash of guitar and feedback - this is post-post-punk metal for a new era. Its a keeper. [
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